impressioniste:

aforaffort:

Spoilery screencaps from DA2

I need to show you what happened when I was fighting the boss at the end of Act II

He fucking took out his own fucking guards

I was howling with laughter

I had to pause the game to collect myself every time it happened

It happened so often I was able to screencap more than one occurrence I mean hell I even made a gif of it holy shit

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That gif is fucking fantastic.

Seconded

Spending an hour creating a not-pretty-but-not-ugly cool City Elf, then getting into the main game only to find he’s slightly stretched and ugleeee. Oops

I think it would be awesome if living there was voluntary.

Thanks I needed that

ledoktor:

I have no excuse.

Pretty fenris is pretty. I am too tired for intellectual comment.

naturepunk:

I’m re-blogging this in hopes that Bear will see it. Because frankly, my ‘manliest’ moments around the house occur when there are 8-legged visitors running about. Then, it’s time for Bear to freak out - and for me to escort said visitor to the nearest exit.

I literally just screamed and threw my phone away from me cos that was on the screen. Thank goodness we don’t have spiders that big in the UK.

rubyvroom:

emilianadarling:

Laci Green in “Men & Femininity.” (x)

This always cracks me up when I’m buying household stuff and pick something up for my guy. All the man stuff has hilarious names like “Axe” and “Blade” and “Murder” and the like. FOR SOAP. Because violence makes it manly!

Also hilarious? Razors. How many blades do you need on one of these things? What are they up to? Five? Six? Eight? My “female” razor has 1-2 blades and a pink package with flowers on it, while the “men’s” razor has an army of blades and package with SCIENCE on it. Have you seen those commercials with the SCIENCE? Leading scientists locked themselves in their labs for years coming up with this razor! They debated for years about whether to add one more blade or three! SCIENCE!

therapsida:

fuckyeahmiserablethings:

11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day….

I second the Old Lady Cane threat. Get off my lawn, etc.